I am looking for the cruel vagabond who spit their gum out on the floor of an elevator in my office building. I was coming back from picking up my lunch when I literally stepped into a sticky situation with one of my precious black tweed Chanel ballet flats. Someone owes me, and my shoes, a serious apology.
The only leads I have are that the culprit is a horrible human being who works on (or was visiting…) either the 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, or 23 floor of my office building in Times Square, and that he or she prefers a disgustingly fruity smelling pink chewing gum. If you have ANY idea who this person might be, please message me.
With hope for justice,